Walking You To Your Car After I Puked Up My Lasagne In Front Of You On Our First Date

            Michael Conley

Perhaps next time we could meet at the trampoline place
on the industrial estate? They let grown adults in now.
I want to hold hands with you mid-air, watch your hair
fan out like coral fronds when I recall it later in slow motion.

Or else at the UK National Hot Dog Eating Competition
egging on the champ as he honks down thirty-four units,
your head in the nook of my shoulder, both of us pleased for him
but knowing he stands no chance against the American.

No worries if not. Listen: nobody wakes up in the morning
thinking hope I puke up a lasagne in front of my date tonight.
Maybe this could be a funny story we tell – well,
not our grandkids. Work colleagues. Hairdressers. Waiters.

I am normal. I have hopes and dreams, normal ones.


Michael Conley is a poet from Manchester, UK. His work can be found online at iamb, Interpreter’s House and others. His pamphlet is available from Nine Pens Press.